Posted 6 days ago
horroroftruant:

"Trick ‘r Treat" (2007) | Michael Dougherty

horroroftruant:

"Trick ‘r Treat" (2007) | Michael Dougherty

Posted 1 week ago
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blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."

(Source: steven-stoned)

Posted 1 week ago

hedgehog-tier:

hot things to say during sex

  • You’re too slow
  • Come on, step it up
  • IT’S NO USE
  • Hmpf. I’m the coolest!
  • TIME FOR A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!!!
  • If I just attack from the front, I’ll get caught by that strange power. I’ve got to find an opening!!
  • [WEREHOG HOWL]
Posted 1 week ago

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

(Source: reddiemercury)

Posted 1 week ago
unimpressedcats:


sittin in da toilet sittin in da toilet

unimpressedcats:

sittin in da toilet
sittin in da toilet

(Source: -prada)

Posted 1 week ago
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airbenderedacted:

arantula:

senorpacman:

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so fucking done

GADFHADJGADVG IM GONAN DIE I CAN’T BREATHE